May 2010
“In response to the common criticism that Holden Caulfield, the narrator of The...”
– John Green (via undreamedshorelines) (via effyeahnerdfighters)
May 30th
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May 29th
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Have you ever...?
Sat with your head lain on someone’s chest and listened for their atrio-ventricular valves closing (lub) and their semi-lunar valves closing (dub) whilst watching a film? I recommend it.
May 28th
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May 27th
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Bum.
After almost 4 years of having this glorious and technically well-functioning phone, I have now inherited a LARGE scratch across the top of its screen. Damned NAIL FILES. It’s just NOT RIGHT.
May 27th
May 27th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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FLIP
I’ve just ripped a massive hole in my gorgeous, fine, blue fishnet tights. I AM SO AGGRAVATED RIGHT NOW. St00pid pretty looking buttons and their destructive capacities. 
May 24th
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May 23rd
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ListenBiffy Clyro - Mountains Making me feel the summer...
May 23rd
“Excuse me, I’m making perfect sense, you’re just not keeping up with...”
– Matt Smith- Doctor Who, Series 5, Episode 8
May 22nd
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Choking
On a cup of tea has to have been my most embarrassing and terrifying experience to date. I don’t half feel st00pid now.  DOCTOR WHO WAS EPIC.
May 22nd
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11:58 am
Can I have my lunch yet? I’m on study leave… and all I’m letting myself get distracted by is the passage of time and FOOD. Oh and this, but only to get this out of my system. If I make a cup of tea, it’ll then be into my lunch hour. Sorted. COME ON CELL ORGANELLES AND FUNCTIONS, STAY IN MY BRAIN UNTIL TUESDAY AFTERNOON :D PLEASE?
May 20th
WatchWatch
AWESOME! I love Ukuleles. 
May 20th
May 19th
Things are good
For now. It has blown over. I still don’t appreciate how you acted.
May 18th
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May 17th
It's really not worth getting this angry
Just let it go. I know that you know I care about you, so please stop contradicting yourself in every sentence you speak. I don’t want you to hurt yourself anymore. It’s selfish thinking that you’re the only one with problems.
May 17th
Wow. →
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May 14th
Wow! This is my 88th post here! Fabulous!I’m having these really odd bouts of shakes. I’m not cold, because I’m wearing lots of layers, in a warm room. But I am shaking as if I am cold. Hopefully, it’s because I’m SO EXCITED! Not nervous. It’s almost exam time. That means… my first exam is on the 25th May. Holy. Moley. This also means that it’s...
May 14th
Let me tell you something about David Cameron. We...
iseahorse: cakesofamy: flashingimages: georgiakate: cmichalska: sarahemilyshaw: (via shelikesredlipstick) AMAZING best thing that I’ve ever seen, probably (via itiselizabeth, cosmicloveee) :D
May 14th
May 14th
“What’s your favourite word Hazel? ‘Well, it’s serendipity...”
May 13th
ListenPaul Smith will forever amaze and capture my...
May 13th
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May 12th
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May 12th
David Cameron
is the Prime Minister. Whatadtodo.
May 11th
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May 11th
My teeth…are totally free. Of glue. Of metal. Of Elastics. Liberated. I no longer have fixed braces. I have had them for about 2 years now. I went to Poacher with them on… I met Dan wearing them at camp! Heck, I met Dom wearing them. (That sounds like a hit list… it’s not.) My friend Ira who started our Sixth Form in September has NEVER seen me without Braces. I met...
May 10th
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May 10th
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May 10th
May 10th
LESS THAN 24 HOURS
TO GO. I WILL SOON BE FREE OF BRACES. >.<
May 9th
Conversations with Dan Part 2
[c=31][a=1][b]«Ðăń»[/b][/a][/c] says:  turns out one of the guides i started talking to, you know, the cool type like you and me, she lives just down the road from my mum Haze  カスミ    [[24601]] says:  ahahhaha wow!  oh, cool type? Really? [c=31][a=1][b]«Ðăń»[/b][/a][/c] says:  we’re cool are we not? Haze  カスミ    [[24601]] says:  of course we are, not to sound arrogant…but we...
May 9th
May 9th
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